The DEW Line
No, I’m not referring to the Distance Early Warning Line of the Cold War. Instead, this is my ranking of the various Mountain Dew flavors that I’ve actually tried. Aside from the original Mountain Dew, they fall into three categories: my favorite Dews (in descending order), those I don’t like quite as well as original Dew but can tolerate (in alphabetical order), and those I downright dislike (again, in alphabetical order). Links go to the Mountain Dew Wiki.
Above the DEW Line (favorites)
Original Mountain Dew (lemon-lime)
Below the DEW Line (acceptable)
Below the DEW Line (unacceptable)